u wanna say that to my face mccain

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mcdreaming:

#hey leo #hey #draw me like one of your french girls

(via presentinglilymars)

-redux:

Must get terribly lonely.

#how can anna torv manage to have sexual tension with HERSELF

(via becketts)

whateverishly:

synecdoche:

“The time has come,” the Wahlberg said,
“To talk of many things:
Of fame — and bros — and naked chicks —
Of misogyny and bling.
And why these guys are even friends
And guest stars like Bai Ling.”

“But wait a bit,” the dumb fans cried,
“Before we talk some more;
For some of us aren’t all caught up
We stopped at season four!”
“No problem!” said the Wahlberg,
The rest of the show’s a bore.

“Some quick recap,” the Wahlberg said
“Medellin went straight-to-DVD,
Turtle called a girl a ‘bitch’,
And the boys quickly agreed.
Drama continued to try to act.
“A racial slur,” chimed in Ari.

I love it

(via crashburnlove)